Favourite Visual Artist
I like looking at rotten fruit in the middle of well kept homes.
Favourite Movies
watching adam sandler movies on mute w/ moonlight soneta in the background.
Favourite TV Shows
Lowbrow flagshaft and their pursuit for trans equality
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Death Grips, Indie alt-rock shit, my nieghbor on the kazoo and his shitty dumb cat, David Ike and the Lizard Men
Favourite Books
Hi, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.
Favourite Writers
That chad cock Jacob who wrote cumdump on my forehead at that cast party in junior year. Fuck that guy.
Favourite Games
playing hide and go seek with my confidence during social encounters, rimjob russian roulette, and Towns.
Favourite Gaming Platform
Ping pong table.
Tools of the Trade
A pickaxe, a grey hackysack, and a roll of quarters.
Other Interests
Hot men inside of me, French kissing my self-esteem in a desperate attempt to make it feel less shitty, bobsledding by myself.